And my theory is confirmed recently by W magazine.
"Rei Kawakubo...is most certainly from Venus."
I always thought she's a Vulcan. Compare her with the picture below.
I think world invasion is on her mind. She's just everywhere!
I'm sure you've heard of her collab with Speedo to come up with the swim outfits of Team USA.
And who better to model it than another alien, Michael Phelps.
Here's Team USA after breaking another record wearing the fabulous alien outfits by Rei. I suggest Olympic officials should stop wasting their time wondering why world record after world record in swimming has been broken. Hello!? Alien technology!
Even Karl Lagerfeld couldn't resist her powers. Cloning much?
Rei Kawakubo has even infiltrated the minds of seemingly normal human beings like Marc Jacobs.
Before the mind invasion:
After some alien body modification procedure:
With any experiments there's always some side effects:
White hair and skin.
Here, Marc is seen with another alien, Takashi Murakami, in human form.
Takashi Murakami in true alien form:
Marc still couldn't perfect his alien cloaking transformation powers, hence the blue hair.
Just after Marc became a super alien, he designed shoes like this:
And clothes like this:
Compare with Rei's design for Comme des Garcons:
Same alien concept, right?
Marcs full alien transformation became apparent when Louis Vuitton, poles apart from Comme des Garcons like the east is to the west, announced their collaboration with her alien highness. Picture this:
I suspect Lady Octopus is wearing Comme des Garcons.
Don't you think this Louis Vuitton + Comme des Garcons would be perfect for her?
Her power is so immense that she's even in animated features.
I <3 Rei Kawakubo! She's the alien mother of us all.